Humor

How many zeros in a billion?   This is too true to be funny.

The next time you hear a politician use the Word ‘billion’ in a casual manner, think about the ‘progressive politicians’ spending YOUR tax money.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend.  But a billion seconds ago it was 1959.  A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.  A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.  A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.  A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate U.S. government Is spending it.

While this thought is still fresh in you brain, let’s take a look at  New Orleans.  It’s amazing what you can learn with some simple division.

Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu got Congress to approve 250 BILLION DOLLARS to rebuild New Orleans.  What does it mean?

A.  Well, if you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans  (every man, woman, and child) you each get $516,528.

B. Or…  If you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans, your home gets $1,329,787.

C. Or… If you are a family of four… your family gets $2,066,012.

Washington, D.C.  HELLO!  Are all your calculators broken??…

[A long list of more than 150 taxes deleted here. Then, to continue…]

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago.  Our nation was the most prosperous in the world.  We had absolutely no national debt.  We had the largest middle class in the world. And Mom stayed home to raise the kids.  What happened? Can you spell:

‘PROGRESSIVE POLITICIANS!’

And I still have to Press ‘1’ For English.   What the hell happened???


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