Census denies dependent claim!
I got my Census form back!!
In answer to the question, ‘Do you have any dependents?’ I put… ‘illegal immigrants, crack heads, unemployables on welfare, recipients of food stamps, 211,108 inmates – (people in our Federal penal establishments), most of the state of New York and California, all of the state of Michigan, especially the city of Detroit, half of Mexico, the Island of Haiti, the United Nations, OPEC, Union leaders, ACLU members, employees of PBS radio and TV stations, Postal Services, a whole host of Federal Judges, one hundred Senators and 535 Congressman, and a miserable President!’
Apparently this wasn’t an acceptable answer.