Training for Congress
An old guy walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and the other hand pulling a big bull with the other. He says to the waiter: “Want coffee.” The waiter says, “Sure, coming right up.”
He gets the old guy a tall mug of coffee. The old guy drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the bull with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.
The next morning the old guy returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another bull with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter: “Want coffee.” The waiter says, “Whoa there! We’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?”
The old guy smiles and proudly says, “I’m training for a position in United StatesCongress. I come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, and disappear for rest of day.”
IN NOVEMBER 2012, VOTE THEM ALL OUT OF OFFICE!