Leno + in case you missed them:

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.  We agree…and think 25 to life would be appropriate.  — Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.  — Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s new Obama Value Meal?  A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.  — Conan O’Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?  A: A fund raiser. –Jay Leno

Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.  — David Letterman

Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for Clunkers” program?  A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.  — David Letterman

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