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Christmas Cookies

<<< The best Christmas cookies ever >>>

1 cup of water
1 tsp. baking soda
2 cups of flour… plus

1 cup of sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit… and

 
1 bottle José Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.  Add one teaspoon of sugar, beat again. At this point it’s best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup…just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit off floor…Mix on the turner. If the fried druit get stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Sheck the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain something. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

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