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Older Men Scam & Old Manure Spreader

 

<<<Older Men  Scam>>>

Women often receive  warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc.  This is the first warning I have seen for men.  I wanted to pass it on in case you haven’t heard about it. A ‘heads up’ for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe’s, Home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart.   This one caught me totally by surprise.  Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.  Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.  Don’t be naive enough to  think it couldn’t happen to you or your friends.

Here’s how  the scam works:  Two nice looking, college-age girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle.  They both start wiping your windshield with a  rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.  (It’s impossible not to look).  When you thank them and  offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ but instead ask for a ride to McDonald’s. 

You agree  and they climb into the vehicle.  On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your  wallet.  I had my  wallet stolen Aug. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, again on the  17th, 20th, 24th, and the 29th.  Also Sept. 1st, 4th, 8th, twice on the 16th &17th, and very  likely again this upcoming weekend. 

So tell  your friends to be careful.  What a horrible way to take advantage of us  older men.  Warn your friends to be vigilant.  Wal-Mart  has wallets on sale for $2.99 each.  I found even cheaper ones for $.99 at the Dollar Store and bought them out in three of their stores. 

Also, you never get to eat at McDonald’s.  I’ve already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe’s, to Home Depot, to Wal-Mart.  So please, send this on to all the older men that  you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam.  (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon.)

 

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FIFTY YEAR OLD MANURE SPREADER – One Dollar

( WASHINGTON , D.C. ) … Fifty-year old manure spreader. Not sure of brand. Said to have been produced in Kenya . Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled into the US via Hawaii . Of questionable pedigree. Does not appear to have ever been worked hard. Apparently it was pampered by various owners over the years. It doesn’t work very often, but when it does it can really sling the manure for amazing distances. I am hoping to retire the manure spreader next November. I really don’t want it hanging around getting in the way. I would prefer a foreign buyer to relocate the manure spreader out of the country. I would be willing to trade it for a nicely framed copy of the United States Constitution. Location: Currently being stored in a big white house in Washington , D.C.

 

 

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