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Dems Convention Schedule & Ted’s Retirement…

 

<<< Democratic National Convention Schedule >>>

4:00 PM  Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
4:05 PM  Singing of “God D@&n America” led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright

4:10 PM  Pledge of Allegiance to Obama
4:14 PM  Reading the 6 Commandments Led By Chas Schummer
4:15 PM  Ceremonial ‘I hate America’ led by Michelle Obama
4:30 PM  Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire , Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM Al Sharpton Leads Castrati Choir in Singing “Great Balls of Fire”
4:49 PM  Fund Raising  J .Edwards
5:00 PM  UFO Abduction Survival , Joe Biden
5:30 PM  Eliot Spitzer Speaks on “Family Values” via Satellite
5:45 PM  Tribute to All 57 States   “Occupyer Choir”

5:50 PM  How I Invented The Internet and Global Warming   A. Gore
6:00 PM  Joe Biden Delivers 100,000-Word Speech:  23-Minute Question and 2-Hour Answer
8:30 PM  Airing of Grievances by the Clintons
9:00 PM  Bill Clinton Delivers Rousing Endorsement of Obama Girl
9:05 PM  Real Estate Tips    B. Frank
9:15 PM  Tribute Film to Freedom Fighters at Gitmo , Michael Moore
9:45 PM  Personal Finance Seminar – Charlie Rangle
10:00 PM  Denunciation of THE  N.R.A..  Barbara Boxer
10:15 PM  Fund Raising Tips    G. Clooney
10:30 PM  Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ, & Afghanistan
11:00 PM  Obama Energy Plan Symposium/tire gauge   Demonstration
11:15 PM  Free Gov. Blagowitcz rally
11:20 PM   How I Killed Bin Laden -B. Hussein Obama
11:30 PM  Obama Accepts Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
11:45 PM  Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish , Obama Presiding
12:00 AM  Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Mahre
12:01 AM  Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior
12:05 AM  Celestial Choirs Sing
3:00 AM  Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech

Note: There is one omission in the list above
Memorial recognition of Obama’s surrogate son,
Trayvon , will be in conjunction with the 12:05 AM event.
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OPTION: Closing with a Declaration of War on the rich
To be decided just before the Convention

 

 Ted and his retirement….

As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to “make a difference” in the world.  It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of other “seniors” who have found the courage to take on challenges that would make many of us wither.

Ted is such a person.  Here is a quote from Ted:  “I’ve often been asked, ‘What do you old folks do now that you’re retired?’  Well, I’m fortunate to have a chemical engineering background and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer, wine and Jack Daniel’s into urine. Then I pee on a photo of a bunch of liberals.  I do it every day and I really enjoy it.”
Ted is an inspiration to all…

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