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Who is Hillary Clinton? + Older Than Dirt

 

Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman

Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.

As they walk, they come across a sign:
“Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world.”

“I am entering” said Snow White.

After half an hour she comes out and they ask her,
“Well, how did you do?”

“First Place,” said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign:
“Contest for the strongest man in the world.”

“I’m entering,” says Superman.

After half an hour he returns and they ask him,
“How did you make out?”

“First Place,” answers Superman. “Did you ever doubt?”

They continue walking when they see a sign:
“Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?”

Pinocchio says “this is mine.”

Half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes.

“What happened?” they asked.

“Who the hell is Hillary Clinton?” asked Pinocchio.

 

 

Here is an Older than Dirt quiz

 

Count all the ones that you remember not the ones you were told about. Ratings at the bottom.

 

  1.  1.Blackjack chewing gum
    2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water
    3. Candy cigarettes
    4. Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles
    5. P.F. Flyers
    10. Butch wax
    11. TV test patterns that came on at night after the last show and were there until TV shows started again in the morning. (There were only 3 channels… if you were fortunate.)
  2. 12.Peashooters
    13. Howdy Doody
    14. 45 RPM records
    15. S& H green stamps
    16. Hi-fi’s
    17. Metal ice trays with lever
    18. Mimeograph paper
    19. Blue flashbulb
    20. Packards
    21. Roller skate keys
    22. Cork popguns
    23. Drive-ins
    24. Studebakers
    25. Wash tub wringers

 

If you remembered 0-5 you’re still young. If you remembered 6-10 you are getting older. If you remembered 11-15 don’t tell your age. If you remembered 16-25 you’re older than dirt!

 

 

 

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