Who is Hillary Clinton? + Older Than Dirt
Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman
Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.
As they walk, they come across a sign:
“I am entering” said Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her,
“First Place,” said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a sign:
“I’m entering,” says Superman.
After half an hour he returns and they ask him,
“First Place,” answers Superman. “Did you ever doubt?”
They continue walking when they see a sign:
Pinocchio says “this is mine.”
Half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes.
“What happened?” they asked.
“Who the hell is Hillary Clinton?” asked Pinocchio.
Here is an Older than Dirt quiz
Count all the ones that you remember not the ones you were told about. Ratings at the bottom.
- 1.Blackjack chewing gum
2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water
3. Candy cigarettes
4. Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles
5. P.F. Flyers
10. Butch wax
11. TV test patterns that came on at night after the last show and were there until TV shows started again in the morning. (There were only 3 channels… if you were fortunate.)
13. Howdy Doody
14. 45 RPM records
15. S& H green stamps
17. Metal ice trays with lever
18. Mimeograph paper
19. Blue flashbulb
21. Roller skate keys
22. Cork popguns
25. Wash tub wringers
If you remembered 0-5 you’re still young. If you remembered 6-10 you are getting older. If you remembered 11-15 don’t tell your age. If you remembered 16-25 you’re older than dirt!