2016 Convention Schedule & Clear Instructions?
Democrat Convention Schedule
…. Monday, July 25, 2016 ….
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention
Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.
Group Voter Registration for Illegal Immigrants.
Address on “Being the Real You”
Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and Caitlyn Jenner
“How to Bank $200 Million as a public servant and claim to be broke”
How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and
still avoid paying taxes!
A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson
Medals of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Bergdahl
for serving with Honor and Distinction
National Security Advisor Susan Rice
Invitation-only Autograph Session Souvenir photographs of Hillary and
Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia
General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, and on using the terminology
“Alternative Shoppers” instead of “Looters”
Breakout session with Bill Clinton for women on avoiding the upcoming draft
The White House “Semantics Committee” Meeting General vote on re-branding “Muslim Terrorism” as “Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance”
“Liberal Bias in Media“ How we can make it work for you! Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS, the Washington Post and the New York Times
with Guest Speaker, Brian Williams
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO
Finance Seminar – “Businesses Don’t Create Jobs”
Short film, “Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in A
Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It’s No Big Deal”
Hosted by Hillary Clinton
Official Nomination of Hillary
Bill Maher and Chris Matthews
Got my gun permit yesterday, then went over to the local gun shop to get a small 9mm for home protection. When I was ready to pay by credit card for the gun and bullets, the cashier said, “Strip down, facing me.”
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader.
I’ve been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer.