The Ice Fishing Contest & Medicare Part G
The Ice Fishing Contest
How do you settle a presidential election when the vote is too close to
With an ice fishing contest, of course!
After the first round of votes were counted, Hillary Clinton and Donald
Trump were deadlocked.
Instead of going through a recount, the two agreed to a week-long ice
fishing contest to settle the election. Whoever caught the most fish at the end
of the week would be the President.
The candidates decided a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin would be
the ideal place. No observers on the fishing grounds, but both candidates
would need to have their catches verified and counted each night at 5pm.
After Day 1, Trump returned with a total of 10 fish, Hillary came back
Day 2 finished, and Trump caught another 20 fish, but Hillary once again
came back with nothing!
That night, Hillary and her cronies got together and accused Trump of
being a “low-life, cheatin’ son-of-a-gun.” Instead of fishing on Day 3, they
were just going to follow Trump to spy on him and figure out how he was
Day 3 finished up and Trump had an incredible day, adding 50 fish to his
That night, Hillary and her democratic buddies got together for the full
report on how Donald was cheating. Hillary stood up to give her report and
said, “You are not going to believe this, he’s cutting holes in the ice!”
And that, my friends, tells you all you need to know about the
intelligence on the left side of the aisle!
Medicare – Part G
Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and need Long-Term Care. The government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Part G. The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive:
Three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, Cable TV, a library and all the health care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!
And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can’t afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don’t have to pay any more income taxes!
Is this a great country or what?