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Jay Leno versus President Obama

Why NBC  Forced Jay Leno Into Retirement

… (Editor’s note: We cannot confirm that this text is true, but it would not surprise us!) …
News leaked from Hollywood executives in-the-know that the Obama White House
pressured executives at NBC for two years to replace Jay Leno because the
comedian was criticizing Obama every night. Obama didn’t like it and
considered it a racist attack on him.
After data came to light that $100’s of millions had been spent on First
Family vacations during a recession, Mrs. Obama’s unpopular new laws that
changed food in America’s schools and other negative news including the
disastrous Obamacare roll-out & website mess, Jay Leno took his comedy to a
new level and his ratings skyrocketed – none of the other comics were so
bold.

NBC couldn’t stomach the fact that Leno’s jokes about Obama were always
right on target about the first black president and left-leaning Democrat
executives at NBC were being harassed by Obama himself who thought the
comedy was a racist attack on him.

Here are some of the comments that led to Jays’ dismissal:

“I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but I don’t want to
get audited by the IRS.”

On NSA surveillance: “We wanted a president who listens to all Americans –
now we have one.”

On a new IRS commissioner: He’s called ‘acting commissioner’ because he has
to act like the scandal doesn’t involve the White House.”

On closing the Guantanamo prison for terrorists: “If he really wants to
close it, turn it into a government-funded solar power company. The doors
will be shut in a month.”

Concerning the Benghazi, Associated Press, and IRS scandals: “Remember in
the old days when President Obama’s biggest embarrassment was Joe Biden?”

On Obama saying he didn’t know about the IRS scandal: “He was too busy not
knowing anything about Benghazi to not know anything about the IRS.”

“The White House has a new slogan about Benghazi: Hope and change the
subject.”

“It’s casual Friday, which means that at the White House, they’re casually
going through everybody’s phone calls and records.”

“It is not looking good for President Obama. Today his teleprompter took the
fifth.”

“Fox News has changed its slogan from ‘Fair and Balanced’ to ‘See, I told
you so!’

On Obama’s commencement address: “He told the young graduates their future
is bright unless, of course, they want jobs.”

On a Chicago man who set a record for riding a Ferris wheel: “The only other
way to go around and around in a circle that many times is to read the
official report on Benghazi.”

On White House claims of ignorance on the scandals: “They took ‘Don’t Ask,
Don’t Tell’ out of the Pentagon and moved it into the White House.”

“These White House scandals are not going away anytime soon. It’s gotten so
bad that People in Kenya are now saying he’s 100% American.

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