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Females on Submarines

The Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters on submarines.

Addressing boat sailors, a Top Admiral advised:

“The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.”

He continued, “Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $50.  Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $100.  Are there any questions?”

At this point, a Master Chief stood up in the crowd and inquired:  “How much for a season pass?”

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