Why Fishing is Better Than Sex
Nineteen Reasons to Fish!
#19 – No matter how much whiskey you’ve had, you can still fish.
#18 – You don’t have to hide your fishing magazines.
#17 – It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to fish with you once in a while.
#16 – The Ten Commandments don’t say anything against fishing.
#15 – If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you fishing, you don’t have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
#14 – Your fishing partner doesn’t get upset about people you fished with long ago.
#13 – It’s perfectly respectable to fish with a total stranger.
#12 – When you see a really good fishing person, you don’t have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you fishing together.
#11 – If your regular fishing partner isn’t available, he/she won’t object if you fish with someone else.
#10 – Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you fish by yourself.
#9 – When dealing with a fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
#8 – You don’t have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighbor-hood to buy fishing stuff.
#7 – You can have a fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to fish with you without getting sued for fishing harassment.
#6 – There are no fishing-transmitted diseases.
#5 – If you want to watch fishing on television, it does not cost extra, like when you have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.
#4 – Nobody expects you to fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.
#3 – Nobody expects you to give up fishing, if your partner loses interest in it.
#2 – You don’t have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.
#1 – Your fishing partner will never say, “Not again? We just fished last month! Is fishing all you ever think about?