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The Accident Report & Are You a… Southerner?

This is a bricklayer’s accident report… It was printed in the newsletter of the Australian equivalent of the Workers’ Compensation board sometime in 1995. This is a true story. Dear Sir: I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block 3 of the accident report form.[…]

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Trump’s Illegal Flag & Questionable Congressional Actions

Trump’s flag violates local zoning laws and gets away with it! When Trump purchased and rebuilt Mar-A-Lago, the grand mansion and estate in Palm Beach, Florida, he got into a dispute with the city fathers who are well known for being strict on zoning regulations. Trump put up a 50-foot flag[…]

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The Ice Fishing Contest & Medicare Part G

The Ice Fishing Contest How do you settle a presidential election when the vote is too close to call? With an ice fishing contest, of course! After the first round of votes were counted, Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump were deadlocked. Instead of going through a recount, the two agreed to[…]

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“UP” & A Pilot With No Experience

 An amazing 2 letter English word.         This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other  two-letter word, and that word is ‘UP.’  It is listed in the dictionary as an [adv.], [prep.], [adj.], [n]  or [v]. It’s easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the[…]

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