Who is Hillary Clinton? + Older Than Dirt

  Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walk, they come across a sign: “Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world.” “I am entering” said Snow White. After half an hour she comes[…]

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Church Bulletins & Medicare Part G

  Church Ladies with Typewriters: Mistakes in Church Bulletins   The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.  Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled.  Proceeds will be used to cripple children.  The sermon this morning: ‘Jesus Walks on the Water‘. The sermon tonight: ‘Searching for[…]

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Two Short Stories

Dumb as a box of rocks? Reported to be a true story… A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. Ms. Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was[…]

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Beer, the Wheel and Dog Food

  The Inventions of Beer and the Wheel The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel.  Beer required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while[…]

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