How Old is Old? + Cruise Questions

  Definition of Old I very quietly confided to my best friend that I was having an affair. She turned to me and asked, “Are you having it catered?” And that, my friend, is the definition of OLD! Here are more definitions: Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came[…]

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Funny Cabin Announcements & A Lot More

<<< Airline Cabin Announcements >>> All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in flight “safety lecture” and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: 1. On a Southwest flight 245 (SW has no assigned seating, you just[…]

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Amazing Grace & God is Missing!

Amazing Grace As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in the Nova Scotia back country. As[…]

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Ten Reasons to Vote Democrat + Great Signs

  A spoof: David Letterman’s Top 10 Reasons to Vote Democrat #10.  I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my German Shepherd. #9.  I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon[…]

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