One Word-for-Word Translation + Meet My Dog

  <<< Did Something Get Lost in the Translation? >>> …(A story from one of our UPDATE subscribers.)… A friend went to Beijing recently and was given a brochure by the hotel. It is priceless. She is keeping it and reading it whenever she feels depressed. It has been translated[…]

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A New Republican & New Navy Fleet

  <<< Welcome to the Republican Party >>> I recently asked my friends’ little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President. Then I asked her, “If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?” She replied,[…]

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No more Kroger & Radical Muslim Issues

  A Retiree’s Last Trip to Kroger Yesterday I was at my local Kroger buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she[…]

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Dramatic Changes at School & Confessionals

  <<< How Times Have Changed at School >>> Scenario 1 Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck’s gun rack. 1957 – Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun, goes to his car and gets his[…]

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