Womam Gets Shot + Funny Things Kids Say + Dear Abby

  <<< Woman Shot in Her Own Driveway >>> Linda Burnett, 26, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and, while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled[…]

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Chicken Crossing & Politically Correct Sports

  Why did the chicken cross the road?   SARAH PALIN:  The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he’s a maverick! BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs.  No chicken will be required to cross the road to[…]

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Wrong Plane? + One Mad Aussie + The Wisconsin Cow

  What happens when a CNN Photographer is in a hurry? Once his request was approved, a CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.  He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at[…]

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Dad’s Will, The Lone Ranger and Inner Peace

  <<< Dad’s Will   >>> A man was telling his buddy  “You won’t believe what happened last night.  My daughter walked into the living room and said, “Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take[…]

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