Frozen Windows, Best Singles Ad and More

  Frozen Windows   Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning: “Windows frozen; won’t open.”   Husband texts back: “Gently pour some lukewarm water over it.”  Wife texts back 5 minutes later: “Computer really screwed up now.”    Singles Ad This has to be one of the best singles ads[…]

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Grandma, Confusion @ Ace and Who Reads What Newspaper

  <<< Grandma and the 2013 Christmas Dinner >>> Dear Family, I’m not dead yet. Christmas is still important to me.  But Christmas 2013 was a disaster. If being in my Last Will and Testament is important to you, then you might consider being with me for my favorite holiday.[…]

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Season’s Greetings, “Service” & Engineering Conversions

  <<< Season’s Greetings! >>>   To All My Democrat Friends: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice,[…]

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