Humor

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Females on Submarines The Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters on submarines. Addressing boat sailors, a Top Admiral advised: “The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.” He continued, “Anybody caught breaking[…]

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Thoughts About Getting Old

God’s Plan for Aging Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good. Then God saw there was another need. In[…]

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Guns Don’t Kill People…

Gun Control Solution In 1865, a Democrat shot and killed Abraham Lincoln, President of the United States. In 1881, a left wing radical Democrat shot James Garfield, President of the United States – who later died from the wound. In 1963, a radical left wing socialist shot and killed John F. Kennedy,[…]

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Doctors and Guns

Here are some fantastic facts: The number of physicians in the US:  700,000. Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year: 120,000. Accidental deaths per physician:  0.171 (according to the U.S.  Dept. of Health & Human Services) Number of gun owners in the US: 80,000,000. Number of accidental gun deaths per year[…]

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