Humor

Plane Issues, Stimulus Package & The Pope

  You have aircraft problems?  No problem. After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a ‘gripe sheet,’ which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft.  The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let[…]

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All about scandals…

  <<<What Scandals???>>>   Bob: “Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?” Jim: “You mean the Mexican gun running?” Bob: “No, the other one.” Jim: “You mean SEAL Team VI Extortion 17?” Bob: “No, the other one.” Jim: “The State Dept. lying about Benghazi?” Bob: “No, the other one.”[…]

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The $50 Parrot & More

  The $50 Parrot A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot.  There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.  “Why so little?” she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, “Look, I should tell you first[…]

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Murphy, Facebook & Survivor – Texas Style

  Murphy and the Ten Commandments… Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He’d never been to church in his life.  After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, ” Murphy , I am so glad ya decided[…]

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