Humor

White House Football + Exercise + Deer

  The White House Team? If you are looking forward to football season, here’s a little recap of last year… Alabama beat Arkansas, and Arkansas fired their coach. Alabama beat Tennessee, and Tennessee fired their coach. Alabama beat Auburn, and Auburn fired their coach. Then Alabama beat Notre Dame, and[…]

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Fishing, Chicago & Really Dumb Rules

Going fishin’… A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job.  The Manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says “Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in North Dakota.” Well, the[…]

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Nursing Homes, Parachutes & More

    <<< The ObamaCare Option to Nursing Homes >>> You’re a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do?  Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot[…]

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Talk, Exercise & Stimulate

  <<< Why should people ‘talk’ on their phone rather than ‘text’? >>> Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning: “Windows frozen, won’t open.” Husband texts back: “Gently pour some lukewarm water over it.” Wife texts back 5 minutes later: “Computer really screwed up now.”   Is Exercise Good[…]

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