A Bit of Humor…

   <<< Why Exercise? >>> As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don’t really give a rat’s. It’s the tortoise life for me! 1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. 2. A whale swims[…]

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The Pope, a gunshot & definitions for pilots

  <<< The Pope and Obama >>> The Pope and Obama are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.   The Pope leans towards Mr. Obama and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in[…]

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Great insight with three new posts….

  BEER ! (Edited by Brookingstea staff.)  A handful of 7 year old children were asked, ‘what they thought of beer.’  7-year-old Tim – ‘I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets.’ 7-year-old Melanie – ‘Beer makes my dad[…]

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Abbott & Costello + Toothpaste + A Blonde Pilot

  <<<Abbott & Costello on the Unemployment Rate>>>  COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America. ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It’s 9%. COSTELLO: That many people are out of work? ABBOTT: No, that’s 16%. COSTELLO: You just said 9%. ABBOTT: 9% Unemployed. COSTELLO: Right 9% out[…]

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