Cowboy Rules & Becoming Illegal

  Cowboy rules for: Arizona, Texas, Oklahoma, Colorado, New Mexico, Wyoming, Montana, Utah, Nebraska, Idaho, Nevada, and the rest of the Wild West are as follows:   1. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right, your head ain’t crooked. 3. Let’s get this straight:[…]

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Dems Convention Schedule & Ted’s Retirement…

  <<< Democratic National Convention Schedule >>> 4:00 PM  Opening Flag Burning Ceremony 4:05 PM  Singing of “God D@&n America” led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright 4:10 PM  Pledge of Allegiance to Obama 4:14 PM  Reading the 6 Commandments Led By Chas Schummer 4:15 PM  Ceremonial ‘I hate America’ led by Michelle Obama[…]

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Older Men Scam & Old Manure Spreader

  <<<Older Men  Scam>>> Women often receive  warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc.  This is the first warning I have seen for men.  I wanted to pass it on in case you haven’t heard about it. A ‘heads up’ for those men who[…]

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Hookers Downgrade, The Biker and How Smart Are You?

  Hookers Downgrade US Credit Rating Short changing by Secret Service Draws Strong Rebuke  NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – Days after Secret Service agents shortchanged a group of prostitutes in Colombia, the international trade group representing hookers downgraded the United States’ credit rating from AAA to B.  The strong[…]

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