Humor

Let Your Mind Wander

Thoughts for Today If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive. Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water. I changed my password[…]

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Fractured News Headlines & Be Safe, Fly the ISIS Flag

Somebody Was Asleep at the Editor’s Desk Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible! They put in a correction the next day. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says Really?[…]

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The Accident Report & Are You a… Southerner?

This is a bricklayer’s accident report… It was printed in the newsletter of the Australian equivalent of the Workers’ Compensation board sometime in 1995. This is a true story. Dear Sir: I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block 3 of the accident report form.[…]

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Trump’s Illegal Flag & Questionable Congressional Actions

Trump’s flag violates local zoning laws and gets away with it! When Trump purchased and rebuilt Mar-A-Lago, the grand mansion and estate in Palm Beach, Florida, he got into a dispute with the city fathers who are well known for being strict on zoning regulations. Trump put up a 50-foot flag[…]

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