Humor

The New, New Math!

 I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on[…]

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Getting pigs to mate?

 A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take  them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50.  The farmers[…]

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Priceless letter to a bank…

Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber lasts month. By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it.. I refer,[…]

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Quotes from a Washington Ticket Agent!

It’s hard to believe that these U.S.politicians and high-flyers actually said these things and asked these questions! A DC ‘airport ticket agent’ offers some examples of first-rate ignorance: 1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman (Carol Shea-Porter) ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn’t get messed up[…]

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