Where I’ve Been…

 I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don’t have an airport; you[…]

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What’s in the tool box?

Tools Explained  DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could[…]

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Washington traffic jam…

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington DC. Nothing was moving.  Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.  The driver rolls down the window and asks, “What’s going on?” “Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they’re asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they[…]

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Christmas Cookies

<<< The best Christmas cookies ever >>> 1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda 2 cups of flour… plus 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit… and   1 bottle José Cuervo Tequila[…]

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