Humor

Weapons of math instruction

Teacher Arrested Today at JFK A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.  At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric Holder said[…]

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An Obama Democrat…

  <<< Lost Balloonist >>>  A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.  She shouted to him,  Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an  hour ago, but[…]

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Bush’s Local Call

George Bush, Queen  Elizabeth and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.  While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.  When he[…]

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Too Many Dependents?

 The IRS has sent my Tax Return back!  I guess it was because of my response to: “List all dependents”  I replied:  “12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployable people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 fools[…]

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