Humor

Please show your ID…

<<< Obama at the Bank >>> Barack Obama walks into the bank to cash a check. “Good morning, Ma’am,” he greets the cashier, “could you please cash this check for me?   “It would be my pleasure, sir, Could you please show me your ID?”  “Truthfully, I did not bring my ID[…]

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Just in case you missed the Iraq / DC comparison…

Firearm Deaths “If you consider that there has been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq Theater of operations during the past 22 months, and a total of 2112 deaths, that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000 soldiers.   The firearm death rate in Washington, DC is[…]

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The 50th anniversary gifts…

A couple were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor. “Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad,” gushed son number one …. ‘Sorry I’m running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is,[…]

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A blonde’s misunderstanding…

  An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. It is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want[…]

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