Humor

First Grader Knowledge

A first grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class.  She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It’s hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight[…]

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Careful guys!

  A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT’S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ‘GE’ WRITTEN ON MY[…]

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Drinking Warning!

<<< THIS MAY NOT BE NEW BUT YOU MAY WANT TO TAKE NOTE >>> Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys.  Rum and ice will ruin your liver.  Whiskey and ice will ruin your heart.  Gin and ice will ruin your brain. Pepsi and ice will ruin your teeth.  Apparently ice is[…]

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Baboons???

The collective noun for baboons  The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals.  We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese.  However, less widely known is a Pride of[…]

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