Humor

The Ice Fishing Contest & Medicare Part G

The Ice Fishing Contest How do you settle a presidential election when the vote is too close to call? With an ice fishing contest, of course! After the first round of votes were counted, Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump were deadlocked. Instead of going through a recount, the two agreed to[…]

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“UP” & A Pilot With No Experience

 An amazing 2 letter English word.         This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other  two-letter word, and that word is ‘UP.’  It is listed in the dictionary as an [adv.], [prep.], [adj.], [n]  or [v]. It’s easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the[…]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? + Windows vs. Ford

Answers from people you know… DONALD TRUMP: We will build a big wall to keep illegal chickens from crossing the road. We will have a door for legal chickens. JOHN KERRY: We will trust the chicken to tell us whether it crossed the road or not. CHRIS CHRISTIE: We need to water board[…]

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Many reasons not to mess with children…

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the[…]

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