An Amish Family & The Redskins

The Elevator and an Amish Family A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, ‘What is this[…]

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Murphy’s Laws You May Not Know

  Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee. Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe. Law of Probability – The[…]

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Taking a Taxi Home & Why God Made Moms

Holiday Parties and my Driving Experience I would like to share a personal experience with my friends about drinking and driving. This might save you the cost and embarrassment of being arrested for DUI!!  It saved me! As you know, people have been known to have unexpected brushes with the authorities[…]

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The English Language & Converting Stuff into Urine

  A Primer on the English Language This is the best and most interesting English lesson I have had in a long time. Did you know “listen” and “silent” use the same letters?  Do you know that the word “racecar” spelled backwards still spells “racecar”?   And that “eat” is the only word[…]

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