The Internet, Walmart, & Thin Paint

  HOW THE INTERNET STARTED   In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy (Dot for short).  Dot Com was a comely woman, large of breast, broad of shoulder and[…]

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Ole and the Priest + What is 2015?

Ole and the Priest Each Friday night after work, Ole (a Lutheran) would fire up his BBQ on the shore of Arthurs Lake and cook a venison steak.   All of Ole’s neighbors were Catholic… and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on a Friday.   The delicious aroma from the grilled venison[…]

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The Missing Wife & A New Disease

The missing wife report from a real redneck Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home. Sergeant: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I’m not sure.  A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Color of[…]

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Happy Marriage & Media Truth?

The secret to a long, happy marriage At the Catholic Church in Adelaide , they have weekly husbands’ marriage seminars.    At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how[…]

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