Hillary Being Hillary & Hiring Asses

Hillary Being Hillary   Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is. “Kenneth.” “And what is your question, Kenneth?” “I have[…]

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The Shrink versus The Bartender + Hillary Trust

The Shrink versus The Bartender Ever since I was a child, I’ve always had a fear of someone under my bed at night, so I finally went to a shrink and told him: “I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under my bed!! I’m[…]

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An English Lesson & An Interview With a Doctor

  Here’s an English lesson for the day! “Complete” or “Finished”? No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between “complete” and “finished.” However, during a recent linguistic conference, held in London, England, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese linguist, was asked to make that very distinction. The question by[…]

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Second Graders Say Why God Made Moms!

  Why God Made Moms Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. Mostly to clean the house. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did[…]

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